A guy was playing golf, a golf ball
hit him in the balls and he passed out.
His friends took him to the doctor.
The man asked him, "Well, what do you
think, doc?" The doctor replied,"
We're going to have to put in a support
for about a week." He then takes four
tongue depressors and ties them all
together with string. The man's face
looked disappointed, he told the doctor
"But tonight's me and my wife's honeymoon."
The doctor replied, "Your going to
have to bear with it." Later that night,
the man and his wife were in bed. She
took off her shirt and grabs her breasts,
"No one has ever seen these before."
The man pulls out his wang and says,
"Well mines still in the crate!"
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