Grandad and grandson go bar hopping. The grandad orders a whiskey, takes a swig, then puts it down. Grandson goes, "Hey grandad, can I get somma that?" Grandad goes, "Does the tip of your dick reach the cheeks of your ass?" Grandson goes, "Nope." Grandad goes, "Well there's your answer." After a little while of drinking, grandad pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up. Granson goes, "Hey grandad, can I get one of those?" Grandad goes, "Does the tip of your dick reach the cheeks of your ass?" Grandson goes, "Nope." Grandad goes, "Well there's your answer." So after a little while they get tired and pack up to go home. On the way home they stop at a little store, and each buys a lottery ticket. The grandad scratches his and wins nothing. The grandson scratches his and wins $5,000. Grandad goes, "Hey grandson, can I get somma that?" Grandson goes, "Does the tip of your dick reach the cheeks of your ass?" Grandad goes, "Sure does." Grandson goes, "Well good, take it and go fuck yourself 'cause you ain't gettin none of this." Rate this joke: 1 2 3 4 5 584 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend