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These two guys had just gotten divorced.
They were best friends and they decided
to move up to Alaska as far north as they
could go and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader's
store and told him, "Give us enough supplies
to last two men for one year." The trader
got the gear together and on top of each
one's supplies he laid a board with a hole
in it with fur around the hole.
The guys asked "What's that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you're going
there are no women and you might need this."
"No way! We've sworn off women for life!"
"Well. take the boards with you, and if
you don't use them I'll refund your money
next year.
"Okay," they said and left.
The next year this guy came into the
trader's store and said, "Give me enough
supplies to last one man for one year."
The trader asked "Weren't you in here
last year with a partner?"
"Yeah" said the guy.
"Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I killed him," said the guy.
Shocked, the trader asks, "Why?"
The guy replies, "I caught him in bed
with my board!"
These two guys had just gotten divorced.
They were best friends and they decided
to move up to Alaska as far north as they
could go and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader's
store and told him, "Give us enough supplies
to last two men for one year." The trader
got the gear together and on top of each
one's supplies he laid a board with a hole
in it with fur around the hole.
The guys asked "What's that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you're going
there are no women and you might need this."
"No way! We've sworn off women for life!"
"Well. take the boards with you, and if you
don't use them I'll refund your money next year.
"Okay," they said and left.
The next year this guy came into the trader's
store and said, "Give me enough supplies
to last one man for one year." The trader asked
"Weren't you in here last year with a partner?"
"Yeah" said the guy.
"Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I killed him," said the guy.
Shocked, the trader asks, "Why?"
The guy replies, "I caught him in bed
with my board!"



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