Mr Jones was a postman for meny years. When he ended his job and retired , he had his last round and went in to each house for the last time. In any house he got something , a bottel , a book , a thank you card and so on. when he got to the Smith's door , it opend befor he rang the bell , and he found Adel Smith in a sexy open gown. She took him to her room and gave him a very good time and a special treatment. Later she made him a nice breakfast, and at the door when he left she added a Dollar. Mr. Jones said: "thenk's for all you have done for me but what is the Dollar for?" Adel answered: "when i talked to my husband on what to give you he said :"Fack him and give him a dollar" so i did she went on , but the breakfast was my own idea... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 246 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A kid askes him mom :"mom do angels realy have wings?" "Yes she answered , but why do you ask ?" Kid :"I heard dad say to the maid "yes my angel , yes , yes my angel" but the maid has no wings! Mother: "do not worry my son , by tomorrow she will fly away" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 222 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A missionary found a new tribe in Africa who did not know the white man. He made up his mind to stay with them for a few years and help them become part of the the christian world. some time later , the chif's daughter gave birth to a white baby. The chif came to the missionary and told him to take responsibility. The missionary answered it was not him so the chif said : "you are the only white man we ever met , it is you who did it". The missionary pointed at a hillside with over 20 white sheep and only one black lamb. look he said , all are white and only one black , it can happen in nature , god can do all sorts of miracles. The chif answered "you know what , you say nothing on the sheep , i will say nothing on the boy..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 128 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A little girl and her mother were going somewere by Taxi. They saw some prostitutes on their way waving at guys. The Litlle girl asked what were they doing. The mother said: "nothing". The Taxi driver insisted the mother would tell the girl the truth. So the mother did. Later the girl asked: "what will happen if they give birth to children?" The mother didn't want to answer that question too. But the driver insisted she should answer it. So The mother said: "their children become DRIVERS." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 66 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.