A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I
wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you
take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to
you!"
A blonde is in the third class section of a plane.
When she looks ahead she sees the first class, and how much
better it was from the third class. So she sneaks away into the
first class.
When the co-pilot saw this he walked up to the woman and
wispered somthing into her ear and the blonde ran back to third
class.
When the co-pilot returned the pilot asked, "How did you do
that?"
The co-pilot answered, "I just told her this section wasn't
going to New York."
