A blond walked into a gas station and told the manager, "I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door." "Why, sure," said the manager, "we have something that works especially for that." A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing. He heard another voice. "No, no, a little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 357 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Santa came down the chimney in the summertime. There were 3 blondes sitting on a bench and Santa said "Ho Ho Ho, Merry Chistmas." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 28 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? Because her boyfriend was blonde too. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were two men going to London and they happened to be late boarding. So, they didn't get the window seats. Fortunately there was a blonde at a window seat so they approached her and said "Excuse me Miss but I believe people going to London sit in the middle row." Sure enough she got up smiled at them and sat in the middle row. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.