A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she
rolled the dice and she landed on "Science and Nature". Her question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
A woman hired a contractor to repaint the inside of her home.
In the first room the woman decided she wanted to paint it red.
The man wrote this down walked to the window and yelled "Green
Side Up!" And they continued to the next room where she said
she wanted it painted blue. So the man wrote this down walked
to the window and yelled "Green side up!" And again they
continued through the house. The last room the woman decided to
have it painted yellow. The man wrote this down and walked to
the window and yelled "Green Side Up!"
The woman became extremely curious as to why he continued to do
this. So she asked him. "I'm sorry ma'm, but I hired a bunch of
blondes to put down sod across the street."
