What happens when a Blonde gets alzheimers? Her I.Q. goes up. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. what does a blonde and a doorknob have in common? everyone gets a turn! what do blondes and spaggetti have in common? they squirm when you eat them what do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? All you can eat under a buck what is the difference between a 747 and a blonde? not everyone has been on a 747 how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, blondes will screw anything why was the blondes belly button sore? her boyfriend was a blonde too! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why aren't blondes good cattle ranchers? Because they can't keep two calves together. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.