what do you call a fly in a dumb blondes head? a space invader. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 90 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde". She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What goes vroom errkk vroom errkk vroom errkk....etc.? A blond at a flashing red light Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One night a blonde a brunette and a redhead were going to have a contest, who could get more drunk. So, they drank and drank and they all went home. The next morning they all met at a bar and told each other what they did. Brunette: I got so drunk, I walked in the door, and fainted. Redhead: That ain't nuttin, I didn't even make it home. Blonde: well I made it home, and I blew chunks. Redhead: That isn't bad. Blonde: you don't understand, chunks is my dog. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 16 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.