A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all died and went to heaven. God said if they jumped off this one cliff and said what they wanted to be in the next life, it would happen. The redhead jumped off, said fox, and became a fox. The brunette jumped off, said eagle, and became an eagle. The blonde ran up, tripped, and said, "Oh, Shit!!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 10 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde is over at this Coke Machine putting fifty cents in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets. After a while she has a coke in every pocket. She keeps going, stacking the cokes around her on the floor. Finally, the guy behind her, getting pissed off, asks her, "What the HECK are you doing?!" She responds, "Duh, I'm winning." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 9 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day three ladies; a blond, a brunett and a red head, decided that they wanted a new look so they went to a magic hair salon. The blond went first she told the lady that she was sick of being a blonde and she wanted to be smarter so she changed her into a red head. Next, the red head went. She told the lady that she wanted to be smarter, so the lady changed her into a bruntte. Finally the brunette went. She to the lady that she was sick of being so smart and wanted to be the stupidest person in the world. So the lady changed her into a man. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 10 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.