Q: What is a woman doing when she is staring at a blank piece of paper? A: Reading Her Rights! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 113 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 140 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Once there were a Mexican man, a Chinese man, a Black man, and a White man on top of a mountain. The Mexican man says "this is for my people" and jumps off the mountain. The Chinese man says "this is for my people" and jumps off the mountain. The Black man says "This is for my people" and throws the white man off the mountain. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 75 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two Arabs are chatting. One of them is flipping through family pictures. "Yeah, this is my oldest. He's a martyr." "Here's my second son, he's a martyr too." "There's a pause... The second Arab says wistfully, "Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 39 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.