Q. A car with two packis drives over a cliffe.
the packis die.
Would you laugh or cry?
A. I'd cry because you could have fitted three more in
the back.
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a bengali man , an english man and a paki think of something.
the bengali says: i think mexicain salsa is good for the brain
the english man says: i think mexico is in south america
the paki bastard says: i think taco bell is a mexicain phone company
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A missionary found a new tribe in Africa who did not know the white man.
He made up his mind to stay with them for a few years and help them become part of the
the christian world.
some time later , the chif's daughter gave birth to a white baby.
The chif came to the missionary and told him to take responsibility.
The missionary answered it was not him so the chif said : "you are the only white man we
ever met , it is you who did it".
The missionary pointed at a hillside with over 20 white sheep and only one black lamb.
look he said , all are white and only one black , it can happen in nature , god can do
all sorts of miracles.
The chif answered "you know what , you say nothing on the sheep , i will say nothing on
the boy..."
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A polish Lady go to the doctor
P. W.: "doctor , i think the calcium is running away from my boddy"
Doctor: "well i can understand him , i would..."
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