Mircka, a polish girl tell her husband after they had a big fight: Mircka: Vladek , i am leaving to America. Vladek: Why ? what will you do in America? Mircka: They say in America you can get 200$ every time you fuck. Vladek: well let's see you get along the whole year with 200$... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 18 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A polish girl tells her husband she wants to Bangy. No way he answers. why not ? Do you realy think i will be able to see you fall from a 100 feet and still come back? Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 18 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How do you call a man that takes a polish girk to be his wife? A: a "Shahid" (holy suicide) Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 40 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why will a polish wife get up every morning at 5 am to make her husband his coffee? A: to make sure he drinks it cold Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 145 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.