What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 114 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What does a blonde say when you ask her the last two words of a national anthem??? LETS PLAY BALL!!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 84 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were three ladys going on a trip a redhead, a brunette, and a BLONDE. The redhead says I am going to bring an orange in case I get hungry, the brunette says I am going to bring a bottle of water in case I get thirsty, and sure enough the blonde is sooo stupid that see says she is going to bring a door so if she gets hot she will roll the window down. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 7 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q.Whats a blonde got in common with a coke bottle? A.There both empty from the neck up Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 105 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.