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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.



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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering



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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.



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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the
sink.



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