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It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his
date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own
car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy
Sue's father answers and invites him in.

'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a
seat?' he says.

'That''s cool.' says Bobby.

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning
to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably
just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go
out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and
he says, 'Whaaaat?'

'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue''s father, 'Peggy Sue really
likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let
her!'

Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as
he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes
later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle
skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's
ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation,
Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is
saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!'

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy
Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind
her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The
twist! It's called the twist!!'


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