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WAT IS A KISS...ITS AN UPPER PREPARATION,FOR A LOWER
INVATION THAT WILL LEAD TO FURTHER PENETRATION W/FAST
ACCELARATION THAT WILL CREATE THE NEXT GENARATION....


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a guy meet a lady and they started to date one day they
decide to have sex for the first time as the guy take
off his clothes and the lady saw his you know what she
said: no, that's too long i changed my mind the guy told
her i would not put the whole thing in i'll just put
peice of it as they began he put the whole thing in
and start to ram she say: oh its so sweet put the
other half in now. the guy say the whole thing is in
long time where will i get the other half


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A new kid comes to school and he meets this girl.
He asks her if she wanted to go to his house and she
said yes.
When they come home she sees his mom and dad screwing
on the couch.
The guy says; my mom is a whore but she doesnt make
any profit because my dad always ordering her.


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This is for the ladies :)

Q: Why is 'tetris' better than a man?
A: Because it gets harder, faster and it will never
stop!


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