Q: Why does the boys are like israel flag? A: See blue and cumming white. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 90 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. do you know how to turn a cock into a clock? ya put 2 hands & a face on it Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 116 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." The nun fainted. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 1029 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Amber, A 16 year old cathlic girl goes to confession. Amber: I called a boy a mother fucker last night. Priest: Why did you do that? Amber: He kissed me. The priest bent over and kissed her. Priest: like that? Amber: yes. Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker? Amber: No, then he grabbed me butt. The priest grabbed her butt. Priest: like this? Amber: yes. Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker? Amber: no, then he pulled my pants down. The priest then pulled her pants down. Priest:like this? Amber:yes. Priest : Is that why you called him a mother fucker? Amber: No, then he took off my panties, and put his you know what in my you know where. The priest took off her panties, and put his you know what in her you know where. Priest: Like this? Amber: yes Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker? Amber: no Priest: then why did you call him a mother fucker? Amber: He had herpes! Priest: That MOTHER FUCKER! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 414 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.